Sometimes it is just too hard to choose, so let us do it for you.
Let the cosmos determine your style. We can all agree that it is divine intervention. Or happenstance. Okay fine, we are just picking our favorites. You are going to look damn good though and you might even get a pair that isn't featured on the website. No requests though. This is you putting your fate in our hands.
Demand Respect & Authority. 
Put them on and let the world be jealous. 
Oh okay, so you need some convincing? Try this on for size poindexter:
Military design.
3 adjustment points for the perfect fit.
Ballistic and solar protection.
Optimal peripheral vision.
Are we going to back up our product? Of course.
Yeah, we'll replace your Pit Vipers, but you have to do something for us. Get this:
Send us a video of you breaking your Pit Vipers, or a dramatic reenactment, and you just earned yourself another pair. One time only... go ahead and break them but you better make us laugh. 
