The Uhhmerika Polarized

[ Man Narrating ]

As the 21st century began...
human evolution was
at a turning point.
Natural selection, the process by which
the strongest, the smartest...
the fastest reproduced
in greater numbers than the rest...
a process which had once
favored the noblest traits of man...
now began to favor
different traits.

[ Reporter]

MEN AND WOMEN WEARING RED, WHITE, AND BLUE ARE REPRODUCING AT AN ALARMING RATE! SO MUCH SO, IN FACT, THAT THEY ARE REPORTING QUITTING FORTNITE.