The Sandia Blaster 2000s

The juiciest blue blocking lenses in the Blaster lineup. Go ahead, give them a lick, they actually taste like watermelon. These delectable glasses are perfect for saving lives in the medical field or destroying lives in your $700 gamer chair. Safety rated, moldable nose piece, durable 2000’s construction, x-ray vision. At this point if you want anything else you’re just being demanding