The turquoise and purple haze dream that brought to life these sirens are capable of making any man, woman, or child sob in the glory of your being. Wear and be exalted.
 
 
Oh okay, so you need some convincing? Try this on for size poindexter:
Military design.
3 adjustment points for the perfect fit.
Optimal peripheral vision.
Are we going to back up our product? Of course.
Yeah, we'll replace your Pit Vipers, but you have to do something for us. Get this:
Send us a video of you breaking your Pit Vipers, or a dramatic reenactment, and you just earned yourself another pair. One time only... go ahead and break them but you better make us laugh. 
